Posts Tagged ‘remake’

Planet of the Apes – Worst to Best

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Planet of the Apes COF Title Card

We live in a world in which there are seven, soon to be eight, Planet of the Apes films. I love it. This series is one of my all-time favourites, I just can’t get enough of it. The stories, the spectacle, the endings, and the apes themselves; It all comes together to form something truly great. We have the original series of five films, each of which has its own charm and surprises. They also all link up to tell one complete story, something fairly impressive considering sequels weren’t looked upon as anything special at the time (boy has that tune sure changed). We have Tim Burton’s remake from 2001, which while it was critically panned upon release has won some supporters over the years. Finally we have the new reboot series which launched with Rise of the Planet of the Apes and has successfully exposed a whole new generation to the greatness that is…ape.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is fast approaching, and from what we hear it’s going to be fantastic, so I thought it would be fun to go through each Planet of the Apes film and…you guessed it…rank them from best to worst.  Actually, you know what? People do that all the time; I’m going to try something different. I’m going to…rank them from worst to best. Oh yes, that’ll do.

So join me as I go through each film and give my own thoughts on each of them. I’ll keep the spoilers to a minimum, so don’t be fearful!  Prepare to go ape!


The SCARFACE Remake Has a Director But Still No Reason to Exist

Monday, March 24th, 2014


Universal Pictures has found a director for its remake of Scarface, The Wrap reports that Chilean director Pablo Larraín is in talks to take on the project.  The remake will update the story to a modern day setting in Los Angeles, so I guess there goes the great soundtrack we had in Pacino’s Scarface.

Also, the lead character will apparently be of Mexican origin and follow their rise in the criminal underworld as he strives for the American Dream; my prediction is that the movie just tries to be Breaking Bad in 100 minutes because building empires and is popular again right?  Paul Attanasio (Donnie Brosco) wrote the script, we should hear more about the project in the coming months.

First Trailer for GODZILLA Starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, and Bryan Cranston

Tuesday, December 10th, 2013


A new and improved Godzilla opens next summer, do we need it?  Probably not.  Do we want it?  Meh.  Is it going to happen anyways so we may as well be optimistic and hope for the best?  Sure let’s do it.

Gareth Edwards’ upcoming remake has not shared a lot of details.  That could be a good thing, tease us and hit us with some viral campaigns and an all out trailer.  Well the trailer is here…and it’s a tease.  A good tease, but a tease nonetheless.  There are some good shots here and they have the actors to pull this off, let’s hope it works better than the last Hollywood attempt.

Godzilla opens in 3D on May 16, 2014.  The film stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe, Juliette Binoche, Sally Hawkins, and David Strathairn.

Edwards described his vision to USA Today:

To me, he’s like a force of nature, like the wrath of God or vengeance for the way we’ve behaved.  If this really happened, it would be like Sept. 11.  I want it to be epic.  I want to get the hairs on the back of your neck up.  I’ve just got a secret fantasy—well, it’s not very secret anymore—about living in a world where there’s fantastical things like giant creatures and what it would really be like and trying to take it seriously.   And there’s no bigger or better icon than Godzilla.

Watch the trailer below:


The Third Trailer For ROBOCOP Finally Gets Me Interested

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013

Robocop 2014

In the end, chances are unfortunately stacked against the upcoming Robocop remake being a good flick but…this new trailer actually got me to take notice and I suppose that’s something.

The action looks just as uninteresting and mediocre the other trailers but the beginning is especially nice as it starts things off quietly and gives us an ever so slight a hint that there may be more to this film that we think.  It also gives us more of a glimpse into Alex Murphy’s retained humanity after being transformed into Robocop. Peter Weller’s portrayal of the original Robocop was more more machine than human, at least in the beginning.  Anything this remake can do to differentiate itself from the original is a good thing in my opinion.  Why remake a movie that people already love if you aren’t going to bother making it different?

Anyway you can check out the trailer for yourself, right after the jump.


The New ROBOCOP Trailer is our 3000th News Post, Sorry

Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Robocop 2014

So this is our 3000th news item, a trailer for the re-make of RoboCop.  Is this an omen or what?

The new RoboCop takes place in 2028 and finds OminiCorp putting its drone technology to use by taking blown-apart cop Alex Murphy (Joel Kinnaman) and turning him into a cyborg police officer.  So maybe the omen here is that our site will get blown apart by hackers and stuff, and the dudes at will come save us with one of their “movie hotties” posts.  Bam! CityofSkin.

Anyways, the trailer again looks pretty interesting, I don’t think they are taking themselves too seriously here.  It’s a remake of a meh movie from the 80′s, you can’t be that serious.

The film also stars Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Jackie Earle Haley, Michael K. Williams, Jennifer Ehle, Jay Baruchel, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, and Samuel L. Jackson.

RoboCop opens February 12, 2014, just in time for Valentines Day!  So you don’t have to see Vampire Academy, Ryan.


Ninja, Ninja, CRAP! Paramount Shuts Down ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Reboot; Release Date Change

Monday, June 18th, 2012


A friend of mine was just talking to me about the Ninja Turtles reboot, we were rightfully defending it (check out: In Defense of: Michael Bay’s NINJA TURTLES).  So it’s a shame that Paramount has shut down pre-production on the flick, while also pushing the release date from December 2013 to May 2014!

The Hollywood Reporter’s sources say the film has script problems, which is surprising since Kevin Eastman is one of the people working on the script and just so happens to be one of the original creators of the characters.  Jonathan Liebesman (Wrath of the Titans) is directing the script by Eastman and Andre Nemec.

“[The studio is] temporarily laying off pre-production staff and informing those prepping the film that the work stoppage is ‘indefinite,’” say sources, who are expecting a 10-week delay.

Banner art via dawnoftheninjaturtles.

In Defense of: Michael Bay’s NINJA TURTLES

Sunday, May 6th, 2012

T-u-r-t-l-e power!

So here is what we know: Michael Bay and his team of remake artists at Platinum Dunes (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Amityville Horror, The Hitcher, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street) are behind the upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay has since announced few details that have enraged many:

“When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable.”

Thus, people acted accordingly:


Michael Bay then responded to the feedback on his official site with the following:


Yeah, A Remake Of CARRIE Sounds About Right

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

You've got red on you.

Somebody somewhere thought it would be a good idea to try another big screen telling of Stephen King’s Carrie (his first published novel).  That somebody I’d like to predict will be wrong.  MGM and Screen Gems announced last year that they hired playwright Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to write a new script for Carrie, he’s the guy who came in and saved Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark on Broadway.

Deadline reports his version is “more faithful to the King book, and more grounded than the Brian De Palma-directed film.”  I wonder where it will stand against The Rage: Carrie 2, I saw that one in theaters and let me tell you…it can’t be unseen.  Kimberly Peirce has since hired to direct the remake, she brought us Boys Don’t Cry in 1999 which landed Hillary Swank an Oscar and has been pretty much off the grid ever since.  It’s all coming together for this passion project isn’t it?

The ‘Man on the Train’ Remake Has A Trailer, Donald Sutherland

Monday, September 26th, 2011


Here is the first trailer for the English remake of Man on the Train directed by Mary McGuckian and starring Donald Sutherland and Larry Mullen Jr. (yes, U2′s drummer) in his acting debut.  The original French film was released in 2002 from director Patrice Leconte. Mullen stars as “a thief whose plans get thrown off track when he meets Sutherland in a small town where he’s looking to knock off a bank.”  The film looks like a slow burner that could lead to something great, the cast looks strong here – when isn’t Sutherland in top form?

We are still waiting on a release date, check out the intriguing trailer below:


Today’s Links: Oldboy Remake, Ninja Kids, James Bond 23 and More

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Today's LinksA collection of links from across the web that may be film, TV and or entertainment related.

  • Josh Brolin is set to star in Spike Lee’s remake of the Park Chan-wook revenge thriller Oldboy. [Deadline]
  • A Back to the Future and Dukes of Hazard mashup T-Shirt design was only a matter of time. [teefury]
  • Takashi Miike’s ‘Ninja Kids’ is set for a Hollywood remake, I for one am stunned. [THR]
  • A real life Snakes on A Plane foiled by authorities. [latinofoxnews]
  • The next James Bond movie may have a title and story, but probably not. [bleedingcool]
  • Steven Spielberg and Stephen King take ‘Under the Dome’ to Showtime. [THR]

The Hunger Games Teaser Trailer: