snobby snob’by adj. One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect. Earlier snob, cobbler, lower-class person, person who aspires to social prominence.
Aye the film snob, who’s mere presence at a dinner party will be sure to get yer blood boiling. “Who is this tool going through my movies dawg?” That would be me. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the film snob. I come into yer hame and start sifting through your drek movie collection. I will turn to you as you stare at me from across the room, and I will flash a shit eating grin shaking ma heed as if to say “nice try kid”. I will then bring a complete stranger into the mix and point out yer copy of TROY to them and provide a contagious chuckle remarking “This was shit hey?” I will go home and stand in front of my own collection (ass-deep on a nine-foot Indian) ranging from 12 Angry Men to Z and feel the sudden urge to flex. I will then go to ma kip and fall asleep thinking about how awesome I am to understand more than you when it comes to the art of film. (more…)
