Posts Tagged ‘Furry Vengeance’

Brendan Fraser Derp Da Derp
March 5th, 2010 by The Mayor

This trailer for Furry Vengeance (genius) has been pissing me off for a few days now, so I decided the best way to overcome my feelings of rage is to share this foul mess with other people.  At first I thought this was a joke, a Funny or Die or College Humor video made up to mock family movies.  Then it got real, this movie is actually happening.  This movie was actually made.  The last good movie Fraser made was Encino Man in 1992.  Fact.

PLOT: Brendan Fraser derp da derp.Until ONE day…Derpa deedle de derp!  Now he’s gonna learn…Deepa deedle de dum de derpa deepa derp! Furry Vengeance! Deep de derp de derp!

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vengeance for van dyke
July 9th, 2009 by The Mayor

ddykeAnother movie involving raccoons? Keep em’ coming Hollywood.  I am however more upbeat because I get to mention Dick Van Dyke.  He’s like the grandpa you secretly wish you had, who would tell you fantastic stories and take you chimney sweeping.  News comes now that he will be starring alongside Brendan Fraser and Brooke Shields in the family comedy FURRY VENGEANCE.  Directed by Roger Kumble (Cruel Intentions, College Road Trip) we follow Fraser who plays a real-estate agent and his wife Shields as they wage war against a plague of raccoons on some prime real estate.

The film also stars funny side role man Ken Jeong who you might recall from Knocked Up and this summers The Hangover, and Samantha Bee from the Daily Show and most recently Woody Allen’s Whatever Works.  Someone was telling me that this is will mark Brooke Shields’ first return to film in ten years, IMDB and myself say otherwise.

Extra Tidbit: Chim Chim Cher-ee

Source: Empire

Written by: GM