"You're ruining this for me."

It could have been me, it could have been you.  Just last week I was talking with the DA about movie going manners.  We pointed out those idiots who open up a lighthouse in the theater with their cell phone and then proceed to click away.  Assholes.  No talking, no cell phone usage whatsoever, no doing anything else obnoxious; simple rules for a good time.  I am seriously considering starting a movement to get theaters to install signal killers so no one can do anything on their phone.  Slap an emergency phone at the front of the room for when that stupid defense comes up.

Get off your phone!  You are not Gordon Gekko; you just got your first phone and think everyone loves you for it.

According to the LA Times, a man was recently watching Shutter Island at the Cinemark 22 in Lancaster, when he complained about a woman talking on a cell phone during the film. The woman left with two men. The two men returned and one of them stabbed the complainer in the throat with a meat thermometer. “It was a vicious and cowardly attack,” said the LA County Sheriff.  And another thing..wait, a meat thermometer?